Gf: babe come over
Me: I'm eating garlic bread
Gf: I'm horny and my parents aren't home
Me: it's the kind that's covered in cheese
"It hurts that
- 4:57 p.m. (Apologies)
(Source: expresswithsilence, via starrry-nightss)
"I’m used to it"
- The saddest thing you can hear someone say. (via softdean)
(Source: suckingonlarry, via starrry-nightss)
"… its too early for this bullshit."
- Me, no matter what time it is (via natashakills)